Dog testicles win Ig Nobel Awards

An inventor, an obvious lover of dogs, has created artificial testicles for dogs to "allow your pet to retain his natural look" and "self esteem" for when Cialis simply isn't good enough. The male dogs in my neighborhood will give a sigh of relief tonight. My bitch pictured on top (be good now, this is the proper technical term for her) yawns at such artificiality and vanity among her male peers.

Another team of scientists calculated the pressures created when penguins poop. They and the creator of the artificial dog testicles were beneficiaries of Harvard's Ig Nobel prizes for 2005 on Thursday. I just want to know if this is what you have to do nowadays to get a grant.